musingsource:

  ‘start an argument’ starters

• “ what in the world is this!? ”
• “ i thought i was clear! ”
• “ this is why we can’t have nice things! ”
• “ do you understand the damage you’ve done here!? ”
  
• “ there’s no coming back from this, ever! ”
• “ get away from me! ”
• “ i can’t believe you would do this to me! ”
• “ i’m not talking about this ANY more. ”
• “ i can’t believe you lied to me… again! ”
• “ no! just leave me alone! ”
• “ i’ve never been more angry at you in my entire life! ”
• “ did you seriously think this would be okay? ”
• “ forget it! ”
• “ i can’t even look at you right now! ”
• “ i think you should go. ”
• “ i can’t believe you’d do this to me…”
• “ you were flirting with them! ”
• “ was it worth it? ”
• “ i can’t do this anymore! ”
• “ you need to pull yourself together. ”
• “ i don’t believe you. ”
• “ how am i supposed to trust you now? ”

rpmeme-shit:

🐶 - take and post a selfie

🍡 - share your favorite recipe with your followers

🌈 - Where do you want to travel to?

🐰 - Favorite movie?

📍 - favorite color?

🎶 - share a song you think the asker would enjoy

🎩 - put on an accessory or cosplay and take a picture in it for your followers

🎱 - Favorite pastime?

🚦 - do you drive? Show us your vehicle of transportation

🛁 - what does your morning routine consist of? How long does it take?

💍 - what can you say about your significant other, if you have one?

🐅 - what’s your favorite thing about your muse?

🎲 - who’s your favorite blog to interact with?

🎡 - what have you done to the character to make them unique to you?

🐓 - do you draw? Can we see?

🌹 - are you doing alright?

🌟 - just want to let you know that I appreciate you, and love you

rockinrpmemes:

_{Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours! 
For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!}

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Family/Platonic:

• _{✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.}
  
• _{✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.}
  
• _{★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.}
  
• _{✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.}
  
• _{☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.}
  
• _{☀  Singing them to sleep.}
• _{☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it.} 
• _{☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.}
• _{✥ Play fighting!}
• _{❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)}
  
  

Shipping/Romance:

• _{♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.}
  
• _{♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.}
  
• _{❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.}
  
• _{❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear.} 
  
• _{❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.}
• _{❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.}
  
• _{ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.}
  
• _{ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.}
• _{￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.}
• _{Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.}
  
  

Sexual/NSFW:

• _{✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.}
  
• _{✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.}
  
• _{♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.}
  
• _{✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.}
• _{✦  Giving a sensual massage.}
• _{♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.}
  
• _{▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.}
  
• _{▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.}
  
• _{► Unzipping their clothes free and kissing their neck.}

bekahblondie:

• “You’ve been playing for ten hours?!”
  
• “We talked about this! You can’t take shifts when I’m working!”
  
• “I think it’s kind of cool. It’s like you have superpowers, or something.”
  
• “Yeah, except I can’t fight evil with it.”
  
• “It was a one-time…..two-time thing.”
  
• “I’ll climb through your window, I’m stealthy. Like a ninja.”
  
• “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
  
• “My mom thought I was on debate team but really I was just screwing girls in the back of my dad’s Oldsmobile.”
  
• “You know, kids are mean. They laugh at him/her/they, pick on him/her/they, make fun of his/hers/their clothes.”
  
• “What did I just say? One at a damn time.”
• “No, I won’t. I don’t get scared like that anymore.”
  
• “Yeah, all I know is she’s scared to death. I think she might have been abused or kidnapped.”
  
• “Think he could be hurt? Maybe he walked away?”
  
• “What you think I didn’t check my own house?!”
  
• “Hey, what did I do? What did I do?”
  
• “Galaxies and the universe and whatnot, she/he/they always did good with that. I always thought there was enough going on down here.”
  
• “It’s alright. You sit tight, whoever it is out there I’ll tell them to go away real quick.”
  
• “Sorry again for almost turning you away back there.”
  
• “Don’t do anything stupid.”
  
• “How about every time you get something right I take off a piece of clothing, but every time you get something wrong….”
  
• “Are you crazy!? My parents are here!”
  
• “Was this your plan all along? To get me alone in my room and get another knotch in your belt?”
  
• “I barely even know what’s going on with you. I’m so sorry.”
  
• “No, no, no. You can’t do that to yourself. This is not your fault.”
  
• “I know it. I can feel it, in my heart. You just have to trust me on this, okay?”
  
• “I’m just being realistic, ___!”
  
• “Did you run away? Are you in trouble?”
  
• “She/he/they said no and yes. Your three year old sister can say more!”
  
• “We should tell your mom.”
  
• “Is that real?! Sorry. I’ve just never seen a kid with a tattoo before.”
  
• “You’re saying that that’s not weird?!”
  
• “All I’m saying is it’s an emotional time.”
  
• “Oh, come on. You’re wasting your time!”
  
• “Yeah? Well, cops are good at finding. Stay here.”
  
• “You’re in trouble, aren’t you? Who - who are you in trouble with?”
  
• “Bad? Bad people? They want to hurt you? The bad people?”
  
• “And there was something else, I don’t know. It was - it was some kind of animal. I don’t know.”
  
• “No parents… Big house…”
  
• “A party? It’s Tuesday..”
  
• “Obviously his/her/their stupid plan failed.”
  
• “No way, ___ would never rat us out.”
  
• “Yeah, it’s fun. Come on. Just trust me, alright?”
  
• “This is ridiculous! I’m so sick of it!”
  
• “You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to, okay?”
  
• “I need this phone and I need two weeks advance. And a pack of Camels.”
  
• “I promise. That means something that you can’t break. Ever.”
  
• “I want you to feel like you can talk to me. I never want you to feel like you have to hide stuff from me. I’m here for you.”
  
• “I heard he/she/they were drunk as a skunk and did it on a ten dollar bet.”
  
• “Telling any adults would put us in danger!”
  
• “What kind of danger? ___, what kind of danger?!”
  
• “No, no, no. We’re going back to plan A.”
  
• “Really? Want to check up my ass too?”
• “You don’t think I want to see you?”
  
• “Maybe I’ll trade you in for the younger model.”
  
• “Because I don’t want to go by myself. ___, it’s not rocket science. Just tell your parents your staying at my house tonight.”
  
• “We never would have upset you if we knew you had superpowers.”
  
• “What is… friend?”
  
• “A friend is someone you would do anything for.”
  
• “Spit swear - you never break your word. It’s a bond.”
  
• “Friends… they tell each other things. Things that parents don’t know.”
  
• “We can’t park in the driveway! The neighbors might see.”
  
• “You can be like my guardian. Make sure I don’t get drunk and do stupid things.”
  
• “Is that a new bra? Really?”
  
• “Is that supposed to impress me? You are a cliche, you do know that don’t you?”
  

warblossomed-aaa:

I think everyone on the dash should post “👀” and have their mutuals explain one thing they like about your blog.

snobkilled:

startersofroleplay :

Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters

• “Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”
  
• “Can you explain memes to me?”
  
• “Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
  
• “Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”
  
• “Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”
  
• “Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”
  
• “Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
  
• “How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”
  
• “I am a happy little cheese monster.”
  
• “I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”
  
• “I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”
  
• “I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
  
• “It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”
  
• “I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”
  
• “I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”
  
• “I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”
  
• “Mothman is bullshit.”
  
• “My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”
  
• “OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”
  
• “See you in class… bitch.”
  
• “Sharks are tight.”
  
• “So, you ever kill a man?”
  
• “Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”
  
• “That… that is a good butt.”
  
• “The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
  
• “This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”
  
• “This is where I come to masturbate.”
• “Wait, I’m a wreck.”
  
• “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”
  
• “You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”
  
• “Your face… is… good.”
  
• “Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”